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1. Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

Smoking is the leading cause of statistics – Fletcher Knebel

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Winston Churchill to the Wahabbi king of Saudi Arabia

Winston Churchill smoking a cigar.

2. My rule of life prescribed as absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

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Woody Allen

3. Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast – Woody allen

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Mark Twain

4. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times – Mark Twain

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5. I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping – Mark Twain

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6. If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go.

If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go – Mark Twain

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Johnny Carson

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7. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks.

8. I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now – Bill Hicks

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9. Non-smokers…die every day. Sleep tight!

Non-smokers… die every day. Sleep tight! – Bill Hicks

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Barbara Kelly

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10. “I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself”

Florence King

11. Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.

Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling.

12. A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke – Rudyard Kipling.

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Oscar Wilde

13. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

Russell Hoban

14. …when I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself.

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein.

15. I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs.

Queen Elizabeth to Sir Walter Raleigh

Queen Elizabeth 1st

16. I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who has turned smoke into gold.

And some anti-smoking quotes:

Anti-smoking has aroused a passion in some individuals which has lead to some very over-the-top remarks – as can be seen below. (To be fair, we have chosen the most dramatic here!)

King James I of England

James 1st of England.

17. Smoking is a custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.

Duane Allan Hahn

18. Everything is not fine. You violate our bodies. You give us pain. You’re no better than a rapist. Until you come to your senses, you are the enemy.

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James H H Lampert

19. …why do people addicted to inhaling an insecticide (not only is it a common ingredient in organic bug sprays; that’s also its function in the tobacco plant) believe they have a right to spew noxious, toxic, carcinogenic fumes all over the place in public?

John Banzhaf

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20. Action on Smoking and Health has decreed that exposing others to secondhand smoke in any circumstance, including in the home, should make all smokers liable to criminal prosecution for homicide with depraved indifference, punishable by death in areas of the United States.

And some quotes on e-cigarettes

Prue Talbot

21. Someone in my lab just showed me a bright pink one. And they’re selling them with flavors like chocolate and bubble gum,” she says. “These things have nicotine, and you can tell who they’re trying to hook.

Serena Chen

22. I understand why people use the nicotine replacement aids, but I don’t understand why people want to pretend that they’re smoking. If you had a serial killer who liked to stab people, would you give him a rubber knife?

Freedom to Choose

23. They [the electronic cigarette] are a product of coercion, who would use them anywhere you could smoke?

David Halpern, British Government Nudge Unit

David Halpern

24. There’s no doubt it [The Electronic Cigarette] can save many lives and hundreds of millions of pounds.

Read more about the Nudge Unit’s view on e-cigarettes.

David Sweanor on the risks of e-cigs compared to the risk of tobacco cigarettes

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25. Rather than the unattainable standard of ‘safe’ we should be thinking in terms of ‘safer’. Despite the risks associated with soccer, I would, for instance, prefer my children play soccer rather than play with live hand grenades.

Read the full interview with David Sweanor.

Have we missed any good quotes here? Please let me know in the comments below.

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14 REALLY Stupid Things People Have Said About Ecigarettes (no. 5 will make you laugh!)

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Top Quit Smoking Quotes

“All the suffering, stress and addiction comes from not realizing you already are what you are looking for.” –Jon Kabat-Zinn

You don’t need cigarettes to be complete. All the happiness, comfort and peace you seek, is already inside you.

“It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.” –Tony Robbins

Everything you are and everything you have is because of a decision you once made. Decide to quit smoking, and nothing will stop you.

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” -Mark Twain

There will never be a perfect moment to quit smoking. Don’t wait for life to change, it won’t.

If you want to quit smoking cigarettes, you have to take control of the changes you need in your life.

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar

Make a list of all the benefits you will gain by quitting smoking. And revisit it every morning until your mind starts liking the idea of becoming a non-smoker.

“The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.” – Richard Brinsley Sheridan

A successful quit attempt starts with the decision to try. Making a firm decision to stop smoking will fuel you with determination and motivation.

That’s why choosing to be smoke-free is the first quit smoking stage (I will tell more about it in a bit).

(The next one is my favorite quit quote…)

“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” -Theodore Roosevelt

Usually, what’s holding us back from quitting is our beliefs that quitting smoking is impossible or that we can’t quit.

Believe in your potential, and you will be successful.

“Our strength grows out of our weakness.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Smoking is your weakness, your comfort. Quitting smoking is a transformational process that will change your confidence in yourself, your health and your life.

“At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer.” -Lee Jampolsky

Make a list of what you value most in your life. Then compare everything on that list with the instant gratification you get from a cigarette. What’s more important?

“All behavioral or mood disorders – including depression, OCD, ADHD and addiction – have some neurochemical components, but sufferers can still work to overcome them.” -Jeffrey Kluger.

Yes, there are nicotine receptors in the smoker’s brain. But with the right quit smoking method, our brain can feel happy without smoking.

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“Checking your ego, abandoning it, letting it go, is a huge part of recovery from addiction.” -Susannah Grant

You will be a happy non-smoker only when being a smoker stops defining who you are.

Ok, here are three more quotes I just had to share…

11.

“There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.” – Alexander Woollcott

I believe this is one of the best no smoking quotes. Don’t wait to quit after Christmas, your birthday, Summer, a celebration or a stressful event.

The perfect time to stop smoking is now because every day you are smoke-free matters.

12.

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” – Aristotle

Quitting smoking doesn’t happen overnight. But it can be incredibly easy when you follow a specific process that removes your need to smoke.

This process is the 4 quit smoking stages of the CBQ method. The CBQ has 94% success rate.

13.

“You are greater than your addiction.” – Nasia Davos

That’s the last thing I said in my TED talk.

It’s awkward to quote myself, I know. But this is what I want you to tell yourself every day.

Because it’s true. You are greater than your addiction. You were born to be smoke-free.

Your life belongs to you.

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Smoking Quotes

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Mark Twain

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

― Mark Twain

tags: giving-up, humour, smoking868 likesLike

C. JoyBell C.

“A bitch always smokes." He looks back at Lucy. "A bitch is the opposite of a whore. A bitch doesn't need anybody. Or she wants people to think she doesn't need anybody. And she smokes to prove it.”

― C. JoyBell C., Saint Paul Trois Chateaux: 1948

tags: bitch, cigarettes, saint-paul-trois-châteaux-1948, smoking, whore177 likesLike

David Sedaris

“Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't.”

― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

tags: humor, smoking, stereotypes107 likesLike

David Lynch

“I quit smoking in December. I’m really depressed about it. I love smoking, I love fire, I miss lighting cigarettes. I like the whole thing about it, to me it turns into the artist’s life, and now people like Bloomberg have made animals out of smokers, and they think that if they stop smoking everyone will live forever.”

― David Lynch

tags: artists-life, cigarettes, fire, live-forever, quit-smoking, quitting, smoking105 likesLike

Maggie Stiefvater

“Ronan did not smoke; he preferred his habits with hangovers.”

― Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys

tags: drinking, habits, lynch, ronan-lynch, smoking, the-raven-boys, the-raven-cycle104 likesLike

John Green

“As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it."

"That's because you have eight functioning brain cells."

"Studies show that Marijuana is better for your health than those cigarettes," Hank said.

Alaska swallowed a mouthful of fries, took a drag on her cigarette, and blew a smoke at Hank. "I may die young," she said. "But at least I'll die smart. Now, back to tangents.”

― John Green, Looking for Alaska

tags: alaska, cigarettes, life, smart, smoking101 likesLike

Christopher Hitchens

“Even if it were possible to cast my horoscope in this one life, and to make an accurate prediction about my future, it would not be possible to 'show' it to me because as soon as I saw it my future would change by definition. This is why Werner Heisenberg's adaptation of the Hays Office—the so-called principle of uncertainty whereby the act of measuring something has the effect of altering the measurement—is of such importance. In my case the difference is often made by publicity. For example, and to boast of one of my few virtues, I used to derive pleasure from giving my time to bright young people who showed promise as writers and who asked for my help. Then some profile of me quoted someone who disclosed that I liked to do this. Then it became something widely said of me, whereupon it became almost impossible for me to go on doing it, because I started to receive far more requests than I could respond to, let alone satisfy. Perception modifies reality: when I abandoned the smoking habit of more than three decades I was given a supposedly helpful pill called Wellbutrin. But as soon as I discovered that this was the brand name for an antidepressant, I tossed the bottle away. There may be successful methods for overcoming the blues but for me they cannot include a capsule that says: 'Fool yourself into happiness, while pretending not to do so.' I should actually want my mind to be strong enough to circumvent such a trick.”

― Christopher Hitchens, Hitch 22: A Memoir

tags: antidepressants, assistance, bupropion, depression, future, happiness, hays-office, horoscopes, life, measurement, mentorship, perception, publicity, reality, self-delusion, smoking, soothsaying, uncertainty-principle, virtues, werner-heisenberg, writers94 likesLike

Audrey Niffenegger

“Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson”

― Audrey Niffenegger, Her Fearful Symmetry

tags: arson, knitting, sarcasm, smoking92 likesLike

Frank Zappa

“Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But I do resent the way the nonsmoking mentality has been imposed on the smoking minority. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I'm concerned.”

― Frank Zappa

tags: minorities, morality, rights, smoking87 likesLike

Brooke Shields

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

― Brooke Shields

tags: dumb, redundancy, smoking79 likesLike

Ian Fleming

“Smoking I find the most ridiculous of all the varieties of human behavior and practically the only one that is entirely against nature. Can you imagine a cow or any animal taking a mouthful of smoldering straw then breathing in the smoke and blowing it out through its nostrils?”

― Ian Fleming, Goldfinger

tags: smoking79 likesLike

J.R.R. Tolkien

“After some time he felt for his pipe. It was not broken, and that was something. Then he felt for his pouch, and there was some tobacco in it, and that was something more. Then he felt for matches and he could not find any at all, and that shattered his hopes completely.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

tags: disappointment, pipe, smoking, tobacco70 likesLike

Albert Camus

“I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.”

― Albert Camus, The Stranger

tags: explanations, gazing, inexplicability, nonconformist, nonfconformism, quietness, silence, smoking68 likesLike

Benjamin Alire Sáenz

“What is this thing you call substance abuse?

All I wanna do is forget and get loose.

Drinking and smoking over and over

What's so great about a life that's sober?

There's nothing cool about being young

When the monsters of night have stolen the sun.

I'm tired of searching for words in the sky.

All I wanna do is drink and die.

Nothing is real. It's all a big lie.

All I wanna do is drink and die.

There's nothing cool about being young

When the monsters of night have stolen the sun.”

― Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Last Night I Sang to the Monster

tags: alcohol, creative, death, die, drinking, monster, poem, smoke, smoking, song, teens, young64 likesLike

Charles Bukowski

“we

sat there

smoking

cigarettes

in the morning.”

― Charles Bukowski, The Pleasures of the Damned

tags: 5-in-the-morning, charles-bukowski, poem, smoking, we, we-sat-there61 likesLike

Italo Svevo

“Who knows whether, if I had given up smoking, I should really have become the strong perfect man I imagined? Perhaps it was this very doubt that bound me to my vice, because life is so much pleasanter if one is able to believe in one's own latent greatness”

― Italo Svevo

tags: smoking59 likesLike

“Does it make sense to boycott ourselves? Does it hold water to boycott the fluid course of our life? Is it consistent to commit self-sabotage by destroying wittingly our corporeal and mental structure?

Those are the questions thousands of people may ask as they are confronted with the schizophrenic dilemma on the point of smoking, boozing, doping, sexual transgressing or environmental polluting. Many seem to be aware of their problem. Many have decided to stop from tomorrow on. But when tomorrow and after tomorrow come many tend to let slip their vow and their self-sabotage goes on to rule their life. Their dissonant behavior transforms them into social losers or hopeless patsies and depresses them into the class of forlorn pariahs. They realize, as such, that self-handicapping makes no sense, but are not able to protect themselves from themselves since they haven’t got the muscle to live down the spell of addiction.

Thousands of people may feel having set the bar too high and recognize they are are failing to find the right angle and are missing sufficient insight to steer their life.

If, however, they decide to give it a try they should be aware that the road may be very bumpy and that they have to be prepared for disappointments and regressions, that they might have to deal with very slowly crescent improvements, that they shouldn’t take themselves for a ride and that they could only possibly succeed by focusing painfully on the path to breaking free from the hornet's nest they have got themselves into.”

― Erik Pevernagie

tags: addiction, boozing, dissonant-behavior, doping, hornet-s-nest, schizophrenic-dilemma, self-handicapping, self-sabotage, smoking, transgression47 likesLike

J.R. Ward

“Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.”

― J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound

tags: black-dagger-brotherhood, cancer, humor, life, smoking43 likesLike

Gillian Flynn

“She blew more smoke toward me, a lazy game of cancer catch.”

― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

tags: cancer, cigarette, cigarettes, death, inevitable, smoke, smoking40 likesLike

George Carlin

“Personally, if I were trying to discourage people from smoking, my sign would be a little different. In fact, I might even go too far in the opposite direction. My sign would say something like, "Smoke if you wish. But if you do, be prepared for the following series of events: First, we will confiscate your cigarette and extinguish it somewhere on the surface of your skin. We will then run you nicotine-stained fingers through a paper shredder and throw them into the street, where wild dogs will swallow them and then regurgitate them into the sewers, so that infected rats can further soil them before they're flushed out to sea with the rest of the city's filth. After such time, we will sysematically seek out your friends and loved one and destroy their lives."

Wouldn't you like to see a sign like that?”

― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

tags: funny, humor, smoking37 likesLike

Amy Fusselman

“My dad is dead. And as I type this, by the window, on the rainy day, I am alive, yes. I am living. But sometimes it doesn't feel like I am doing it fast enough, or hard enough, or all the way. And it is times like that when I can understand wanting a cigarette in my hand, then my mouth, then my hand again. Holding the cigarette. Tending to the cigarette. Giving the cigarette what it needs. Tapping it in the ashtray. Sucking on it.

Then flicking it in the street, like it meant nothing to me.”

― Amy Fusselman

tags: living, smoking35 likesLike

Richard K. Morgan

“You smoke?”

“Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot?”

― Richard K. Morgan, Altered Carbon

tags: cancer, cigarette, cigarettes, health, idiocy, idiot, lung-cancer, poison, slow-death, smoking, stupidity, suicide, tobacco25 likesLike

Edward Bulwer-Lytton

“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”

― Edward Bulwer-Lytton

tags: smoking24 likesLike

Isaac Asimov

“If I had felt then as I feel now, or as I felt a few years after I had married her, nothing could possibly have persuaded me to marry a woman who smoked. Dates, yes. Sexual adventures, yes. But to pin myself permanently inside closed quarters with a smoker? Never. Never. Never. Beauty wouldn't count, sweetness wouldn't count, suitability in every other respect wouldn't count.”

― Isaac Asimov, I. Asimov

tags: marriage, smoking17 likesLike

Kristen Ashley

“Then she declared loudly, “Smoke break!” and everyone’s eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.”

― Kristen Ashley, Wild Man

tags: humor, smoking15 likesLike

Nicanor Parra

“Laughing like crazy

the child goes back to the city

gives birth to monsters

creates earthquakes

hairy women run naked

old folks who look like fetuses laugh and smoke.”

― Nicanor Parra, Emergency Poems

tags: antipoetry, child, chile, city, earthquakes, hairy-naked-women, laughter, monsters, old-folks, smoking15 likesLike

Margaret Weis

“you wouldn't happen to have a pipe and a bit of tobacco about, would-

i heard that!

gandalf enjoyed a good pipe!

why do you think he's called gandalf the gray? it wasn't for the color of his robes”

― Margaret Weis, Elven Star

tags: dragon-gandalf, humor, smoking, zifnab14 likesLike

Raymond Chandler

“The book was not new. Dates were stamped on the front endpaper, in and out dates. A rent book. A lending library of elaborate smut.

I rewrapped the book and locked it up behind the seat. A racket like that, out in the open on the boulevard, seemed to mean plenty of protection. I sat there and poisoned myself with cigarette smoke and listened to the rain and thought about it.”

― Raymond Chandler, The Big Sleep

tags: protection-racket, rain, smoking10 likesLike

Mark Twain

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.”

― Mark Twain, Autobiography of Mark Twain: Volume 1, Reader's Edition

tags: cigars, smoking, twain9 likesLike

Neeraj Agnihotri

“It has always been more about a relapse than it is about quitting. I have met hundreds of people who quit cigarettes every day. But do they succeed at it?

No, they just quit every day.”

― Neeraj Agnihotri, Procrasdemon - The Artist's Guide to Liberation From Procrastination

tags: cigarette-addiction, cigarettes, nicotine, nicotine-addiction, smoking, smoking-and-health, smoking-cigarette-kills

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If you can’t stop smoking, cancer will.

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The best time to stop smoking is when the cigarette arrives at the filter.

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

– Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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Long life or cigarettes? You choose.

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Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

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Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

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Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?

– Groucho Marx

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Someone dies from smoking,

Someone dies from a heart attack,

What’s the difference both are dead.

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Love and smoking are the same things.

Both of them hurt us on leaving.

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Stop smoking!

Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

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If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

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Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.

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I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.

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Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

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To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.

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Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

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Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)

Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

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I say no to cigarettes but they don’t listen.

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Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.

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Every year thousands of people quit smoking just because they die.

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I have been smoking for 22 years. I am in my late 30′s to early 40′s. I took me 7 years to quit.

This is how I did it with no special expensive surgery or products. You can use this way and quit in 6 months or a month or a year, anyway you like.

I had a plan.

1. 7 years ago I stopped the habit of smoking the moment I woke up. I waited at least 4 hours then I smoked. (this helped create a dislike to smoke in the morning) and yes I had coffee still.

2. 5 Years ago I refused to smoke in my home. (this helped a lot kick the craving when I am home) If I wanted to smoke I went out side,.as time when on the days I was home all day I only smoked no more than 5 cigarettes the whole day.

Now I have been parking my car farther to walk to work and home. This helped pissing me off because I was huffing and puffing on the way.

3. I woke up on thanksgiving day 2 months ago and watched my kids playing (haven’t been able to do that in a while) I work 18 hours a day 5 days a week and 9 hours 1 day a week and 1 day off a week. I went to Costco and bought a bag of wintogreen certs and 2 packs of gum. I threw away my last pack of cigarettes. I love my kids I want to stay the longest I can with them.

Every time I want a cigarette I take a certs or a gum. It works! I hang around people that smoke, it doesn’t phase me. All I need now is to lose 65 lbs. I hope this helps someone quit. I can always smoke a cigarette anytime I want. I don’t want it anymore, and neither do you. (It’s all mental.) Stop being a quitter on life and push to live, you only get one life so no matter how wrong you did in the past its never too late to start now. Avoid becoming a memory to your loved ones anytime soon.

God Bless you all.

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Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.

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The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson

Health Food Sex Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields

Life Funny Your If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. Clement Freud

Live Loving Drinking So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple. Damien

Hirst Suicide Simple Bad I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact. Michael Imperioli Life Smoke Real I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics. Matthew Gray Gubler Statistics Cause Found I like smoking! I mean, God, I quit everything else, can't I smoke? Melanie Griffith God Smoke Else Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking. John McCarthy People More Than Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. Lara Flynn Boyle Great Coffee Last The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. David Byrne Death Face True Top 10 Smoking QUOTES View the list Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Fletcher Knebel Statistics Leading Causes We need to not write off vaping as a safe alternative to smoking. It's not safe. Mikhail Varshavski Safe Need Off There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. Kenneth H. Cooper Diet Habit Stress Smoking is gross. Ryan Eggold Gross To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just can't for the life of him imagine why anybody would put smoke in their mouth, so he really helped me to start cutting down. Holly Marie Combs Life Me Start I'm about as healthy as a person can be. I quit smoking seven or eight years ago. Karen Allen Person Quit Healthy I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure. Max Cannon Pleasure Pure Want I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. Howard Stern Religion Face Painting I look at smoking as a crutch, and as an actor I would like strip away as many crutches as possible. Claire Forlani Look Possible Actor After 50 years of smoking unfiltered cigarettes, my father died, too young, of a massive heart attack. He was 69. It's almost certain that all those years of nicotine inhalation were a major contributor to his clogged arteries. Tom Brokaw Heart Father Young I don't smoke and I don't want to smoke. I am not a fan of gratuitous smoking in films. Edward Norton I Am Smoke Fan You can't delete racism. It's like a cigarette. You can't stop smoking if you don't want to, and you can't stop racism if people don't want to. But I'll do everything I can to help. Mario Balotelli Racism People Stop Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don't want to die, go into a freezer when you are born and nothing will happen to you. Marjane Satrapi Life Die Will America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud. George W. Bush Gun Wait America I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. Raul Julia Your Wife Smoke You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late. Loni Anderson Always Better Never Too Late I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I have spent many good years in training and cultivating it, and I would be foolish to do anything which might impair or ruin it. Jeanette MacDonald Good Voice Training A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book. Robert M. Gates Crazy Wild Sitting Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking. Eric Roberts Today Day Quit I'll give up smoking when I die, and I'll settle down when I die. Until then, I'm gonna have a good time. Phil Rudd Good Time Die People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! Wendy Liebman Always Me People Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. Christopher Hitchens didn't care about the consequences of smoking cigarettes. Tragically, he died of throat cancer in December 2011. Ray Comfort Future Time Care Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. David Hockney Life Me My Life I struggled to kick the habit - I would make a decision to give up smoking, but it was hard. I couldn't resist the urge to steal a smoke. It was at that time that I was gifted Allen Carr's book 'The Easy Way to Stop Smoking.' After I read that book, I didn't touch a fag again. Mahesh Babu Time Decision Habit I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together. Jean Smart Together Day Smoke Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. George Dennison Prentice Men Dead Live I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar. Christine Lahti Life Done My Life They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed. Bill Maher People Smoke Week Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain Done World Know Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good. Liam Neeson Good Well Finally You can quit smoking and lose weight at the same time. Mel Robbins Time Lose Quit It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Fletcher Knebel Doubt Statistics Beyond You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career. Paul Newman Morning Amazing Your I had seen 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and I thought that was a different kind of film than I'd seen before, with that kind of editing and slick camera movements. Dennis Farina Editing Camera Two Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. King James I Brain Dangerous Nose I had always turned it down-to me, smoking pot was absolutely the worst thing in the world. I thought of it as an addiction, and all my friends who smoked it, I felt they really needed help. Tommy Rettig Always World Me I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people. I ended up getting in a hassle. I had to call the police and get myself arrested or get attacked, ripped off and got to jail. So I called the cops on them and myself. Marc Wallice Myself Police People The problem here is that there will always be some uncertainty about how quickly Saddam can acquire nuclear weapons. But we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud. Condoleezza Rice Always Gun Uncertainty I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed... so drastically, I couldn't believe it myself. Bob Dylan Myself Believe Voice Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted. Carolyn Gold Heilbrun Habit I Am Dirty It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy. Mark Hoppus Voice Doing Quit In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The relationship with alcohol is a real problem in English football and, in the short term, it's much more harmful to a sportsman. It weakens the body, which becomes more susceptible to injury. Alex Ferguson Relationship Football Body I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill Day Better Smoke Fact: From quitting smoking to skiing, we succeed to the degree we try, fail, and learn. Studies show that people who worry about mistakes shut down, but those who are relaxed about doing badly soon learn to do well. Success is built on failure. Martha Beck Success Failure Mistakes Bring down Mike Mann and we can bring down the IPCC, they reckoned. It is a classic technique for the deniers' movement, I have discovered, and I don't mean only those who reject the idea of global warming but those who insist that smoking doesn't cause cancer or that industrial pollution isn't linked to acid rain. Michael E. Mann Rain Pollution Global Warming When I was about eighteen, I saw myself as a rather sensitive, delicate, poetic, romantic figure. And then I got into the Civilian Conservation Corps and into the army, and I started smoking and drinking and being tough and getting muscles, and I had a whole different image of myself. Walter Matthau Romantic Myself Tough It is easy to defend the right of people to do things that fit in with the cultural norms of the majority. This includes practices that give personal pleasure but may be harmful, such as smoking or drinking. It is harder to argue for minority activities, especially those which stand out and may be obviously unsuitable in certain contexts. Jacob Rees-Mogg May People Stand Anything that has a relationship with pleasure, we reject it. Eating, they talk about cholesterol; making love, they talk about AIDS; you talk about smoking, they talk about cancer. It's a very sick society that rejects pleasure. Marjane Satrapi Love Society Relationship I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly influence both at home and church. There was no alcohol and no smoking at our house. That was the way a Bowden was supposed to live. My dad always told me to represent the Bowden name in a respectful manner. Bobby Bowden Home Mom Dad There are some basic rules if they want to join the tumbling team. No drinking, no smoking, no swearing, no drugs and, most of all, no belonging to a gang. I read the riot act to them the minute they want to join. I tell them there's only one gang they can belong to if they want to be with me and that's Jesse White's gang. Jesse White

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